Well the first thing people think of when talking about the perverse is sex........but there's much more ground than that.
If you want to blame someone for this thread..........GG thought of it.
Well the first thing people think of when talking about the perverse is sex........but there's much more ground than that.
If you want to blame someone for this thread..........GG thought of it.
Good idea for a thread Wayne. It's important that we be able to let everyone know what filthy little perversions we have. Now let's see.....
I like short shorts with 1970's socks past the knees... with roller skates. The girl could have a lollipop or ice cream cone too - that never hurts.
When Mary buys new underwear I get the old ones and keep them in a box.....I don't have to tell what I do with them do I ?
Glad Reiley isn't here.
That's a good one Wayne.
Alright GG........you will have to do better than dressing like a prepubescent school girl.....I mean that's good but you can do better.
lol. I bet she's in her 20s. I don't dress like that. I wear shorts like that sometimes though.... with sandals.
Shorts and sandals, you perv! If you went topless with shorts and sandals, no one would notice.....you live in LA! Don't you have any tatoos? or piercings?
Dog collar with spikes? Ropes? Anything?
lol. Nah. I'm clean!
Actually I do have some purple, flannel patterned Vans. They're cute.
GG! You need to expand your horizons! If you don't do something soon you are going to wake up someday and realize you have become a
VALLEY GIRL! LIKE AAAAA
I HAD THESE WHITE TRUNKS
I DID WEAR UNDERWEAR IN THEM JUST A JOCK STRAP AS I USED THEM FOR RUNNING SHORTS
WELL O WASHED MY ARE AT THE SPRAY WASH AND GOT THE FRONT O F THEM ALL WET
I GOT HOME AND TOOK THEM OFF AND THE JOCK STRAP SO PUT THE WHORTS BACK ON
WHEN JOE GOT HOME HE SAID THAT SHOWS YOUR DICK HOW DID THEY GET ALL WET
LAUGHING
SO I WENT AND LOOKED IN THE MIRROR
AND WORE THEM ALL THE TIME WITH NO UNDERWEAR
BECAUSE WHEN I SIT DOWN MY LOW HANGERS KINDA ALMOST HANG OUT AND I LOVE TO WATCH PEOPLE EYES AND HOW THEY HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING
MEN AND LADIES LOLOLOL
WHEN I WAS REALLY YOUNG I HAD LIGHT TAN TRUNKS THEY HAD BUILT IN UNDERWEAR AND WERE MADE OUT OF A NYLON MATERIAL
I WENT IN THE WATER AND CAME BACK OUT AND SAW ALL THE GUYS AT THE GAY BEACH JUST WATCHING ME WALK BACK TO THE TOWEL
HA
SO I WOULD GET THEM WET WHEN EVER I WANTED SOME LOOKERS
ONE TIME I WAS TRYING TO LEARN TO SKII
I HAD JUST A PAIR OF CORDS ON NO BOXERS
IT WAS A VERY WARM DAY IN THE SNOW SO I HAD A BAD FALL MY SISTER COMES UP AND SAY CHUCK YOU ARE HANGING OUT LOOK
MY CORDS HAD RIPPED DOWN THE ZIPER AREA AND I WAS TOTALLY EXPOSED AND ALL THESE PEOPLE WERE LOOKING AND SOME POINTING THERE WAS JUST NO WAY TO HIDE MY SISTER GAVE ME HER RED SWEATHER TO TIE AROUND ME I COULD HERE PEOPLE LAUGHING HARD
I COULDN'T HELP IT I GOT KINDA HARD WHEN THE AIRR HIT IT
VIKI MY SISTER WAS MAKING THAT SNORTING LAUGH SOUND WHEN SHE GETS SO CRAKED UP SHE CAN'T HARDLY STAND IT
I WAS MORE UPSET MY OWN SISTER WAS SEEING ME THEN I LOOKED DOWN AND SAW HOW I WAS HALF WAY HARD OH FUCK ME
VIKI SAID SHE WAS SORRY AND STARTED TOTALLY LAUGHING BECAUSE SHE SAID MY FACE WAS AS RED AS HER SWEATER NOW
IT FELT VERY HOT LOL
I GAVE UP ON SKIIING FOREVER AFTER THAT
JOHN HER BOYFRIEND SAYS MAN WHY BE EMBARRASED CHUCK YOU ARE HUNG LOL
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THAT IN FRONT OF THEIR SISTER AND A SHITLOAD OF PEOPLE
I WAS MORTIFIED SO I WENT AND SAT IN THE CAR AND GOT HIGH FUCK IT
THANK GOD MY SISTER HAD HER RED SWEATER AS IT WAS STILL A WAYS TO THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE HILL FOR LEARNING SKI BUNNIES LOLOLOL
A FEW DRINKS AND I NEVER TURN RED OR AM I SHY ABOUT PEOPLE SEEING MY DICK IN WET SHORTS
SO JOES WAS BOSS OF HIS STORE AND HAD A LITTLE PARTY UP HERE
DRINKS AND STEAKS BBQ
SO I WAS RUNNING THE BLENDER AND WENT AND PUT MY WHITE SHORTS ON
THE GIRLS FROM HIS GLASSES SHOP WERE LOOKING DOWN AND NOT IN MY EYES
MY SHORTS WERE A LITTLE WET IN FRONT FROM THE ICE I WAS USING IN THE BLENDER
OOOPSY
ONE TOLD JOE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS SHOWING DOES HE KNOW WE ALL CAN SEE IT
JOE GOT PISSED AT ME AND TOLD ME GO PUT SOME DARK SHORTS ON RIGHT NOW
LAUGHING
I OBEYED HIM LOLOL
I COULDN'T QUIT LAUGHING
Well the first thing people think of when talking about the perverse is sex........but there's much more ground than that.
If you want to blame someone for this thread..........GG thought of it.
Do we get into Skull and Bones when we do this? Has to be an incentive.
One time, I met a guy in East Coast. Well we almost met, but we didn't. So a few years later, somehow he moved to the same city in West Coast. So we finally met in person and ...
Another time, a total drama queen, gave me his address. When I went there, and knocked on the door, it was the wrong address. Then later, he told me that he was actually standing on the the opposite of the street observing me!
Creep!
This encounter probably isn't my most wild, but there was the year I did a small PR campaign for an event at the Fruit and Vegetable Market.
I had a delivery of fresh fruit come to my appartment and that wasn't all, they even sent in a 26 year old 6'2 Italian with the biggest cock you've ever seen.
I'm telling you, once we finished what we were doing, it gave a new meaning to Banana Split and Tossed Salad!
"I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever—and blow whomever—I want as long as I can breathe and kneel!"
Do we get into Skull and Bones when we do this? Has to be an incentive.
You post, Mollyblue, and I will personally make you a Bonesman .
Display MoreA FEW DRINKS AND I NEVER TURN RED OR AM I SHY ABOUT PEOPLE SEEING MY DICK IN WET SHORTS
SO JOES WAS BOSS OF HIS STORE AND HAD A LITTLE PARTY UP HERE
DRINKS AND STEAKS BBQ
SO I WAS RUNNING THE BLENDER AND WENT AND PUT MY WHITE SHORTS ON
THE GIRLS FROM HIS GLASSES SHOP WERE LOOKING DOWN AND NOT IN MY EYES
MY SHORTS WERE A LITTLE WET IN FRONT FROM THE ICE I WAS USING IN THE BLENDER
OOOPSY
ONE TOLD JOE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS SHOWING DOES HE KNOW WE ALL CAN SEE IT
JOE GOT PISSED AT ME AND TOLD ME GO PUT SOME DARK SHORTS ON RIGHT NOW
LAUGHING
I OBEYED HIM LOLOL
I COULDN'T QUIT LAUGHING
I hate it when that happens!