So, what the fuck is this thing?

mutant alligator

Quote from Gina

I read one comment that said it looks like an aligator that was hit by a boat prop and it chopped off part of its jaw, front legs and just fucked it up.

At first I was like no fucking way but I went back and watched it a few more times and yeah, I can see it.

Yeah well,

Looks like a birth defect. Odd nobody here would notice, considering..

I was going to say an alligator with down syndrome but changed my mind

Comodo Dragon maybe shagged a crocodile?

Littlefootchupagator.