Well, boys, in about 30 minutes...

I get to start drinking that gallon of stuff to make you go poop. My doctor took great delight in informing me a couple three months ago that I need one again. So, tomorrow is the day for that colonoscopy

I really wish somehow I could take a recording of the beginning of the Star Trek series of 1966 or so. You know, where the guy says "to boldly go where no man has gone before" or something really close to that lol. I'd love to play that just before they put me out and shove the camera up there.

That stuff worked like a charm. 10 years ago on my first one, around 45 minutes after I started the go juice, I felt a cramp. I thought I would just mosey to the bathroom. Well, it was that point in life I discovered my sphincter muscle was weaker than those chemicals. I was about 5 feet short of the target zone. Lesson learned.

This time I got a tv tray and set up a bluetooth speaker, my jug of stuff and a glass. I just stayed put until things were calmed down.

What is funny, talking with friends and family about getting it done, was almost everyone had a story about shitting themselves a bit before their first one also. One guy I talked with said he went to bed to relax for a while. He made it to the bathroom but knew the throne was too far to make it, so he jumped in the tub as he said that would be easier to clean up than the floor lol.