Coming from you, that was funny as hell!
LAUGHING TWO
WELL SEE I DATED HER SHE WAS MY BOSSES ONLY CHILD AND SHE WAS SPOILED ROTTEN
SO I SAY THAT BECAUSE I NEVER DID FIND OUT IF THEY FOUND OUT WHO KILLED HER
SHE HAD PULLED A WEIRD MENTAL PRANK USING ME
SHE DEMANDED WE GET IT ON IN MY CAR IN A HOUSING TRACK AND I WAS ALREADY HIGH AND DRUNK
SO SHE WAS A VERY BOSSY LITTLE STACK OF BIT TITS AND ORDERED ME AROUND LIKE I WAS HER PERSONAL DRIVER I WOULD JUST KEEP SAYING STUFF LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH
SHE LIKED ME BECAUSE I TALKED BACK AND DIDN'T LET HER GET AWAY WITH THAT SHIT
WELL SHE HAD ME PARKING RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF THIS HOUSE AND LATER I FOUND OUT IT WAS HER PARENTS HOUSE LOL
AND HER MOTHER SAW ME FUCKING HER WITH THE CAR DOOR OPEN AND THE DAM DOME LIGHT ON
NOW PAULA ANN WAS ALWAYS WANTING TO DO JUST CRAZY SHIT SO I LIKED THAT ABOUT HER
LITTLE DID I KNOW SHE WAS SAYING FUCK YOU MOM AS SHE LIKED ME CHARLIE I MET HER A FEW TIMES IN THE LAB WHERE HER HUSBAND MY BOSS WORKED AT A CHEMICAL PLANT WE MADE MOSTLY SOAPS FOR AIRCRAFT AT LA AIRPORT WE DELIVERED IT OURSELVES IT WAS A MAJOR BIG ACCOUNT
WELL RAY WAS MY BOSS HE HAD TAKE ME ASIDE TO SHARE ONE OF HIS FLITERLESS PAUL MALLS RED PACK IN THE OLDEN DAYS
HE PUT ONE OUT ONLY AFTER LIGHTING HIS NEXT ONE HE WAS HILARIOUS CRUSTY AND MAYBE 60 YEARS OLD
HE HAD BEEN IN MEAN WAR AND WAS NO PUSSY MAN TRUST ME
HE TELLS ME LOOKE CHARLIE YOU WOULD BE A SMART BOY TO STAY CLEAR OF MY PAULA ANN .....HE SMIRKED AND SAID I KNOW YOU WON'T
HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT SHIT
SO SHE KNEW I WAS FAG AND SHE LOVED THIS FACT SO SHE WAS LIKE ON MY DICK CONSTANTLY LIKE TRYING TO MAKE THE GAY IN ME GO AWAY
SHE SAID SHIT LIKE NO GUY DOES THIS TO YOU AND THAT ...IT WAS PRETTY HILARIOUS
SO I WAS CAUGHT UP IN HER KINKY WEB UNTIL SHE BIT MY COCK HARD
I RACTED INSTANTLY AND BASICALL THREW HER IN ONE MOVE OFF THE BED AND INTO A WALL
I THOUGHT SHE HAD JUST BIT MY DAM DICK RIGHT OFF I MEAN I WAS THINKING I WAS LOOKING DOWN TO SEE BLOOD AFTER SHE HIT THE WALL
SHE GOT UP CRYING AND SCREAMING AT ME SHE PUT MY ROBE ON AND WALKED OUT LIKE THAT...SHE WOULDN'T COME BACK IN AS I GOT JUST MY BOXERS ON AND CHASED THE CRAZY FUCKING BITCH
I GAVE UP AND WALKED HOME SHE WAS GONE AND SO I CALLED RAYS OFFICE AND TOLD HIM KINDA WHAT HAPPENED AND HOW MENTAL SHE WAS ACTING
SOON HIS WIFE CALLED ME SCREAMING AT ME THAT I HAD BEAT HER DAUGHTER UP LOL
I TOLD HER SHE BIT MY DICK NEARLY OFF I THOUGHT AND THREW HER OFF ME
THAT WAS ALL I DID
SO SHE APPARENTLY DROVE OUT AND GOT PAULA ANN AND I NEVER SAW MY RIBE OR PAULA ANN AGAIN
A FEW WEEKS LATER I WAS ALMOST KILLED IN MY VW BUG THEN I HEARD PAULA ANN WAS DEAD
WHEN I CALLED HER DAD HE WAS STILL WORKING LIKE IT DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN HE DIDN'T REALLY CARE I FELT HE WAS GLAD SHE WAS DEAD
SHE WAS REALLY A TWISTED LITTLE SNOT TO RAY
AND I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE SHIT SHE HAS DONE TO THEM PARENTS LOL
WELL I KEPT SAYING PAULA ANN IS FUCKING DEAD IN MY HEAD IT WAS JUST SO DAM SHOCKING AFTER I SAW THOSE TWO DETECTIVES AT ANAHEIM PD IT REACH SUCH A WEIRD LEVEL IN MY HEAD
I WAS THINKING OF OUR LAST TIME IN THE BED AND HER IN THAT ROVE OF MINE NUDE WALKING DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDE STREETS WITH ME SAYING COME ON HOME THIS IS JUST CRAZY PAULA WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME...
WEIRD TO HAVE SOMEONE UP AND DIE AND BE FOUND IN HER CAR AT A STRIP MALL
IN HER POWDER BLUE MUSTANG SHE HAD A PESONAL FRONT PLATE SAYING A STAR OR STAR..SHE TRIED IN HOLLY WOOD TO GET TO BE A STAR AND RAY AND HIS POOR WIFE AHD SPENT UNTOLD $$$ TRYING TO GET HER INTO BEING A STAR ACTRESS.....
SO SHE WAS HEADING FOR A FALL ALL ALONG REALLY....I COULD SEE THAT LATER ONCE I CALMED DOWN INSIDE...
I WAS NEVER IN LOVE WITH HER BUTT SHE AND I DID HAVE SOME FUN ASS CRAZY TIMES UNTIL IT GOT SO WEIRD AND BAD....I THINK SHE REALLY HAD SOME MENTAL ISSUES AND COVERED IT WITH HER STAR PAULA ACT
SHE WAS UNDER 30 WHEN SHE DIED AND WAS REALLY A VERY PRETTY GIRL LONG ASS BLAOND HAIR TITS A LITTLE TOO LARGE FOR MY LIKING AND SHE WAS SHORT SO IT MADE HER TITS STAND OUT AND MAN SHE HAD A BODY ON HER AND KNEW HOW TO USE IT
PLUS SHE LATER ADMITTED TO LIKING GIRLS AND HAD SUED ME TO GET A FOOT INTO THE DOOR OF THE GARDEN GROVE GAYS AND BARS
THEN SHE DITCHED ME TO HANG WITH MOSTLY REAL MEAN DYKES UNLESS SHE WANTED SOME DICK...
AND THEN I WAS IT.....
SO I KNEW THE STORY WELL
SEE I HAD AFTER PARTIES WHEN THE BAR CLOSED A BUNCH OF GAY BOYS AND SOME DYKES CAME OVER THAT I KNEW AND WE ALL KINDA HAD SEX AND TOOK ACID AND ALL KINDS OF DRUGS
IT WAS A MESS I HAD TO CLEAN MY PLACE ALL THE TIME IT WAS INSANE BACK IN MY WILD ASS DAYS...
SO I WAS REPEATING SHE IS STILL JUST DEAD AND THEN SHE REMAINS DEAD
IT IS LIKE A WEIRD AFFRAMATION OR MANTRA....I MADE IN MY MIND TO MAKE ME GET THE REALITY OF THIS SHIT