Air India Plane crash

That sounds like a good thing.

We might be going to hell

They'll never get the curry funk out.

Here's the thing: once the fire dies down, the neighborhood it crashed in looks exactly like it did before the crash. In fact it's probably a lot cleaner, you know, like burning a trash can.

one person survived that.

Probably a scammer on the ground just seeing if he can make a few quick rupees telling a bullshit story.

Indeed memSahib. I shaw the intired ting.

-"ALO PALICE ? WANT TELL U PLAIN FALL AHMEDABAD!!!!!!! CITEE BURNING DYING EVERYWARE!!!"

-"HALO CAN U GIVE TICKET PLZ?"

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Indeed memSahib. I shaw the intired ting.

It's like the Bhopal disaster. The reality is under 2000 people died... probably MUCH less. The locals went fully into their natural scammer mode, and claimed 16,000+ deaths. Basically people making false claims that their relatives died (and of course they dumped "the bodies" in the "proverbial Ganges" before anything could be verified). Half a million people claimed injury and lined up for compensation. The scammers outclaimed actual victims exponentially. In a country with horrific people records where scamming is the main GDP driver, it's no surprise.

The other thing is people assume their government is honest. PLEASE. What the people didn't claim, the government did - because they saw an opportunity for a massive windfall. It would actually not surprise me if less than 200 people died.

Nobody really went to jail for what happened in Bhopal, nothing was ever actually proven, and basically it was a case where a company just handed over a cash payment to settle it privately. There was an extradition request for Warren Andersen at one point, but India would never actually present any evidence so it was denied.

The more time goes on, the more I think it was mostly a scam.

No flaps down, gears still down. Two things should not be seeing right after take off.

Probably had a cow running around in the cockpit.

This is a cautionary tale. They should have signed those grub eaters at Elite Top Aces flight school.

Maybe someone went into the head and stood up on the toilet seat as if it was a squat toilet - then it led to a comedy of shit related errors, causing a panic... which led to mayhem and the pilots losing control of the situation.

I could totally see something like that.

So some jundie probably did a quick squat'n'shit behind the curtain in first class, then the stewardess came through and stepped in it, then slide all the way into the cockpit (they forgot to close the door), and she fell into the flight controls which accidentally turned on the autopilot in a really bad way.

I'm ready to sign off as this being the official cause - I've seen this kind of thing before.

Stereotypes are reality

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