So I went to a store today with one of those 'limit' signs

Limit 1 item per person for the things you need.

There is no limit for the shit you don't need.

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I wanted 3 dildos and they said only onr per customer.

I paid two ladies to each buy one and give it to me outside the store. Boy did they give it to me....

I did what I had to do.....

LMFAO!

Make sure you keep the receipts. So incase you don't like them after you try them, you can get your money back.

Now there's a nationwide coin shortage.

Stores aren't giving you correct change back when you buy something now.

So if you buy something for $5.50. And give them $6.00, they give you back one quater, not two.

Sign says 'Limit one coin per customer.'

ROFL!!