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Quote from El Sluggo Loco

Mowing the lawn in sandals? What is it, 1972??

Barb doesn't need the sandals. I'll bet on that.

Quote from TheDolt

Unfuckable

Spoilage.

Panty faxes from the late 80s

They caused a ton of friction in my life.

They were unsolicited arrived unexpectedly and the Celt ran our office.

Absolutely innocent of the charges. I paid nonetheless.

Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night. The next day, at the Gwinntt County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached the side of his car.

'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.'

Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence ..

'I said: 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin??'

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said: ...'A pumpkin?

Sh!t ... is it midnight already?

The things the left would have us believe blows the mind. Because they’re stupid they assume everyone is.

They're corrupt. From their core. In their DNA. They aren't recoverable. They engender murderous behavior amongst their limited mental capacity pets. They hate themselves first and from there everything else.

There is no place in the world where they belong.

Bitches be crazy.

N shit