Memes, cartoons, jokes.....yeah, with the assholes currently in charge of government we all need a laugh.
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Used. You USED to bring your dad the wrong tools.
And saying "but I didn't make it" doesn't make it better.
Proofread, Motherfucker; learn how to do it.
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Those underfed hillbillies aren't rifling correctly.
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did you hold the light for him too?
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did you hold the light for him too?
In the wrong place. At the WRONG FUCKING THING. He wasn't WORKNG ON THE GODDAM ALTERNATOR. He was WORKING ON THE FUCKING CARB. What was I? A FUCKING MORON?? Did I think he wanted to BE OUT THERE ALL FUCKING NIGHT???
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Little wonder you people are bent.
Parents support and encourage their progeny.
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In the wrong place. At the WRONG FUCKING THING. He wasn't WORKNG ON THE GODDAM ALTERNATOR. He was WORKING ON THE FUCKING CARB. What was I? A FUCKING MORON?? Did I think he wanted to BE OUT THERE ALL FUCKING NIGHT???
My dad never put his tools back where they belonged and then got irate with me when I couldn't find what he wanted.
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Little wonder you people are bent.
Parents support and encourage their progeny.
I remember when I was 7 or 8, (this is like 1967-8) got up one Saturday morning, walked into living room. Dad was reading WAPO, smoking Tareytons , drinking his coffee. "My NECK really HURTS dad". Looks over paper at me, "yup, you got Mumps" Goes back to reading paper, lol. Can't beat the WW2 generation
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Little wonder you people are bent.
Parents support and encourage their progeny.
Some of us didn't have parents. However, I did have people that masqueraded as parents. So there's that, I suppose.
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I was about four. We went into an Eagle Army/Navy
Some guy was rude to me and pushed me by my forehead and I fell backward.
My Daddy swept the guy and dumped him hard
The owner/manager came over, helped the bad guy up and dragged him out of the store and shoved him out onto the sidewalk.
My Daddy explained I had met my first come pinga.
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