Posts by El Sluggo Loco

That reads like a lot of the books I used to read when I was twelve. There was a lot of good stuff for kids back then. Do they even make like teen adventure literature anymore? Stuff like F Scott Fitzgerald.. I really enjoyed those Big Brain books when I was ten or so...

Bonus points if you can tell what record is playing.. The dark square is a wireless charge pad underneath a black stained piece of Walnut veneer.

Grand Traverse this am...

Yup. The point of the meme stands, but us weirdos are all jumping to say, "akchually..."

Holy fuck. Is that accurate?

Yeah, I didn't think so either. I think a lot of times now they'll deliberately put a glaring error in the meme to encourage engagement. The algorithm doesn't give a fuck if it's good or bad it just cares about engagement.

Was the B29 flying in 42?

Here's the deal... You've been tything .gov since your first paycheck and they get to keep it all if you should meet an unfortunate early demise.

Do you REALLY want to take health advice from these people?

This is where the dems would pull back... respecting Iranian sovereignty. You know... the sovereignty they don't feel the US deserves.

A burger joint with this as a motto...

"Stop kidding yourself; if you were serious about 'getting your cholesterol under control' you wouldn't be here-besides, there's a pill for that now."

And I'm reminded of margarine... How long before it's "discovered" that (whatever it is) that they cook the fries in these days is WORSE for you than good old lard?

Somebody needs to open a hamburger stand that doesn't pretend to care about my health. Hand pressed patties cooked on a griddle that hasn't been cleaned in a week and fries cooked in th same lard that they cook their fish sandwiches in.

Also...

McDonald's menu USED to be so simple... Like eight or ten items? But you know what it DID HAVE? A hamburger AND a cheeseburger. Now, there's at least forty items and not a hamburger to be found.
I don't think it's an accident.

I get it man. You used to be able to order a hamburger. Now you have to order a cheeseburger with no cheese. Do you think they take the cost of the cheese off your bill? Fuck no they don't. And that is an expensive slice of cheese, too.

Fuck those fuckers.

Hell, D to SA is a fucking hike.

I remember driving from Dallas to San Antonio... Once you get a bit south it starts looking like a spaghetti western. pretty neato.

Sorry for your loss Beej. Losing pets is tough.

Oh.... Never mind..

The curry gets in everywhere; it's hard to avoid.

I went back and checked... no, it's not Tucker.