Posts by Elf Man

It wasn't enough to kill those girls, he had to desecrate their corpses. That's some fucked up shit.

Good riddance.

There is no such thing as evolution, only species Chuck Norris allowed to live.

Funny every time.

No sane person votes against a bill like that.

Numerous 1% biker gangs including the Hell's Angels would rip that gang (I use that term in the loosest possible way) to pieces without getting out of their chairs.

I lost interest in the NFL during the 2nd players strike.

I still watch Nebraska football because I'm reasonably sure I'd get banished from the state permanently if I didn't.

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So what. Our city roads were short, with numerous side-streets. I made the 90 degree turns with no hands.

Memories.

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So? I rode a 10 speed without hands...

I rode a 10 speed while carrying a pie in each hand. I hit a speed bump and damn near biffed it. I couldn't go around it like I normally did because of traffic coming from behind me. I thought I was about to get some serious road rash when I looked back over my shoulder and saw that car coming. The best part? I didn't drop either pie.

Maybe they should have given Jim Craig a medal of his very own after all the shots on goal that he stopped.

That team was badass and they beat the Red Army team. Fuck those commie bastards.

I vividly recall the euphoria America was in when we won the Gold medal.

The CCP might be facing a coup attempt soon if rumors coming out of China are accurate.

We took guns to school so we could go hunting right after we got out.

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Nuke the filthy chinks. Send some faucis on a holiday with them when you do.

The Three Gorges dam has cracks in it. The CCP opened all 11 flood gates w/o warning anyone downstream. Entire villages got swept away in the resulting flood.

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For instance, god damn Gmail on the Android. You accidentally swipe an email the wrong way or clean your screen or something while you're looking at the email and it archives it. Good luck fucking finding that motherfucker again.

Been there, done that. Emails can get archived accidentally on a PC also.

She's kinda hot, just saying...

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It's amazing the difference that good tools make.

Don't skimp when buying tools, if you do there is a high probability you will regret it.

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In America, Bread Lines Up for You.

LOL

/Yakov Smirnov "What a country! /Yakov Smirnov