Posts by Razer

LOL!!

Rampant mental illness.

LOL Bee

Hey goat, tell your sister to shut the fuck up, she’s too stupid to be allowed to talk.

So it was all white basically.

Until it isn’t.

Bitches be crazy.

The things the left would have us believe blows the mind. Because they’re stupid they assume everyone is.

Quote from Escapegoat

Most cuntservatives figger out sooner or later that the free market sucks. Come on over to the Fed and get yourself a little more socializm. I'll put in a word for you.

How in the hell did you interpret that as a dig against free market anything? I man WTF dude. I’m about to retire and 3 years at the PO gets me 20 and another income source.

I’ve made a VERY good living in the free market.

The crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald would beg to differ.

Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night. The next day, at the Gwinntt County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached the side of his car.

'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.'

Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence ..

'I said: 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin??'

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said: ...'A pumpkin?

Sh!t ... is it midnight already?

Get whitey by any means necessary.

Even metrics have standards.