Posts by slamfire

Anyways my dude, that was a Norm MacDonald level comeback. Can't ever be beat.

Oh fuck,... here we go again... god damn... merry go round... that kind of shit.

Mean sarcasm, accidental - it's the best.

Take this for what you will - you know I grew up around Matt Perry - he would have died laughing at that line. Right up his style. Total greatness.

I laughed so fucking hard because he was trying to bigtime everyone with all this bullshit - I was sitting there trying to come up with a mean and sarcastic comeback, and BOOM you beat me to it - I couldn't top that line (ever), so I just laughed from the peanut gallery.

I think you had the depressed 3d Charlie Brown Avatar then - which just made the retort even funnier.

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The bestest phunie is accidental phunie.

The best laugh I ever got on this board.... well the old board... was when this new posting rectal pear variety of a douchebag came along and tried to impress everyone with a long laundry list of all his hobbies and life accomplishments.... how smart he was, and other assorted unrelated and varied things he claimed to have pulled off in life.... like a 15 paragraph resume about himself...

And you retorted to that wall of text with:

"Looks like we have ourselves a Renaissance Man".

Moolies gonna Mool.

Shot in the head with an AR-15 and goes on conquer two enemy countries.

Pajeets Performing Poojitsu.

Cowboys and fucking Hindians.

The Poonjabbi Par-den-ner, Sar.

I'm a jundie

I'm Punjabi

I'm a midnight shitnami

Cleaning sewers just ain't no fun.

I'm a fraudster

I'm an omen

I'm a poo loving golem

I play my sitar in the sun

What's there a big group of Somali men that dressed up as women to get to the USA ? Seems to me they got pinched in an airport.

The H1B Cowboy.

Well if they can somehow use it to stop Jundies coming in, I'm for it.

Lot of countries, people don't even know their age or birthdates. Like, their culture doesn't have any value for that shit. They simply don't know. Anyways, the US is ultra strict on passports. It is what it is.

Sides, where would you want to go anyways ? The world is mostly all shithole anyways. Stick to America, baby - got everything you need, and nothing you don't.

Arabs fucked it up for a lot of people. You know, those motherfuckers that have 10 names, and it's all just mish mashes of a small pool of names.

So like some clown will have "Mahamad Bin Shawazz Al Fahid", but on his birth certificate it will say "Farid Al Mohammad bin Faheed" That kind of shit.

Just saying, it drives all the rules. The US is by far the strictest country when it comes to passport control. If you're foreign, you can never change your name - that's another one of their rules. The US will even insist (if you hold another citizenship), that you must go back to your country and change something on your origin country passport to make it how they like it.