As I PSA, I'd like to remind everyone that the selfish actions of FIVE FUCKING FRUIT FLIES caused this.
Gary's was torn down 8 years ago. I don't know what's there now.
Joking aside, Condor is actually for real. Those tunes just didn't appear out of thin air.
Just poking around, this is in "Japantown" apparently, and there's loads of Asian rubdown joints. Condor is in there somewhere...
Interesting, the address is actually on Google Earth:
So doing a little research, I did find this commercial for Gary's Mattress...
Yeah basically Condor is a mysterious & super private concept musician/artist. I think he didn't even call it music, but "Conceptual Tonalities".
He often made music for advertising conglomerates, so that there's a pretty good chance that themes you've heard, like for the nightly news, were his creations etc. He was most active in the late 80s/early 90s.
If someone were to shazam his tunes and find a different owner, it's because Condor sold the rights to it many years ago.
Condor has a secret recording studio which he calls "The Laboratory of Sound". It's hidden in plain sight, somewhere in Van Nuys California. It's said that you have to go into an asian massage parlor, and can reach it via secret door. An older mute fellow known as "Mr. Wu" (master of the Chinese Butterfly Swords) guards it. If you can find it and defeat Wu, Condor will jam with you.
Some people have said it's somewhat close to Gary's Mattress in Van Nuys (Koreatown I think).
Condor vanished off the face of the earth about 8-9 years ago. Rumors are he went to Nepal to gain enlightenment, or that maybe he went to prison. Others still have claimed he made a sacred vow not to leave The Laboratory of Sound until he manufactured The Perfect Hit.
RC Collins that was the kid.
"My friend Jimmy Sorenson's dad brought home a Japanese rib cage from the war"
Anything for a good laugh lol.
Yeah I'd pound back a Preferred Loadout (6 shiners + a drop tank of a Heineken) and I'd shit talk for 3-4 hours straight lol
Hendrie was a god LOLOLOLOL What was that kid's name again ? The character ? "When the going gets rough, I go to the rifle."
"Oh Dear God, PLEASE don't make me have to KICK ASS again...."
"Back off BIG BOY!" etc.
"Son...."
"Then I told mom, I'm not gonna eat any more GOD DAMNED Vege-tables"
The fucking squeaker software LOL how did we ever come up with that lollolololol
I seriously doubt anyone ever had more fun than we did playing that game LOL the shit we did...
I hope you do! Even if you just get a twisty stick that would be a quick and easy way to get up.
You know me - I don't do half measures.
...keeps banging on my fucking door.
