Posts by slamfire
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Still laughing at eating dicks from a bag lololololol - I'll add that line to le répertoire.
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Because it's fun to talk shit and swallow spit.
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Nous parlons engles. Sonamabiches
I've been helping my kid with Spanish class. Lot of computerized stuff where you listen to sound files of people having conversations in Spanish, and then you get asked for a specific detail somewhere in the exchange.
At first, I'd have to slow down the file and break my head trying to piece things together. Well, fuck me.... after 2 months of this (just a few times a week helping), I'm actually shocked I got it running full speed and I'm understanding everything. Like ok, I couldn't talk in a conversation, but I'm actually understanding it. Was at Walmart this weekend, and several Mexicans were chatting in the aisles - I was understanding everything they were saying. I'm quite shocked. The women call their men "my love" all the time and they mean it.
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Pretty sure Nay Nay doesn't have an amateur radio license. She could pick cotton for MrNN though.
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Sure. Like sit around and eat dicks out of a bag.
¡El Oh El!
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Yes, that's what I have been instructed to believe.
The only ass she ever kicks is her own.
Remember that, cuntling.
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Naw, these are internal IT people. As in they go to the gov building and keep THAT running (which is not a whole lot since almost everything is on cloud now). They do not deploy in a flood area (or whatever) and set up computers and servers in the field etc. etc. etc.
Trust me I did that job in the past. I even got a fed government award for being in a command center for the Y2K event (LOL). Mostly you sit on ass and play mahjong or microsoft solitaire (nowadays Candy Crush on the personal iphone).
The only FEMA deployment I ever saw with my own eyes was at vaccine stations like at Texas Motor Speedway. The Army did all the work there, but you had a few weave wearing 300lb Nay-Nays standing around way in the background with their FEMA jackets on.
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LOL smoked Schumer
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Real Heros badge in and fly a desk.
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FEMA IT works with private contractors to restore IT services in the disaster area.
The National Guard and Coast Guard do the rescue work while the disaster is ongoing.
You live in Texas, how can you be so ignorant of gulf coast life?
Oh I know exactly how it works (I worked in Government for many many years).
And yet, it's a job requirement to work for them to do rescue field work - every last one of them. We all know they don't do jack shit in practice.
It brings me great amusement. Like making up an imaginary firehouse, and calling yourself a Fire Man.
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*nerdy voice*
"Hi, I'm here to save the village. You got any snacks ?"
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Like some pencilneck IT dork is gonna go pull people out of a raging flood LOL