“If you’ve never been to a jazz club, this is what happens at a jazz club,” he said. “A jazz club is like four guys on stage enjoying themselves more than the 50 people in the audience. That’s what it is. They’re all playing a different song, all at the same time, in different tempos, in different keys, and they call it jazz. It’s fucking nonsense.”
Jazz is three or four or ten guys vamping on a basic premise. When it works, it's incredible. When it doesn't, it's a trainwreck. The more you know about theory, the less likely it'll be a trainwreck. Noel Gallagher doesn't like it because he doesn't understand it.
Just does suck, but that guy sucks even more.
Lennon is brighter than previously thought
“Jazz,” he said, “is just a lot of old blokes drinking beer at the bar, smoking pipes and not listening to the music.”
Things like Bm7b5 is why jazz sucks.
