You can't make this stuff up.
The NYPD is deploying a 420-pound robocop to roam Times Square's subway station
A 420-pound, 5-foot-2 robocop with a giant camera for a face will begin patrolling the Times Square subway station overnight, the NYPD has announced.
gothamist.com
Look at that happy nigger.
Let's have that secession.