Slam, it sounds like you're ready to head for the rocking chair in your comfortable smoking jacket, packing the pipe and pouring a nice glass of brandy while listening to the Jack Benny show on the radio by the fireplace.
Chinks being chinks
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Lawrence Welk doesn't seem so lame anymore.
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tell your wife that you're going to retire to the study. not to be disturbed.
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I need one of those Scrooge sleep caps.
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Hey I do have my great grandfather's pocket watch - I need to start carrying that in lieu of the smart phone.
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hahahaha!
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hahahah reminds me of several years back - remember when I found that youtube channel of that pipe smoker guy ? The Mutton Chop Piper or whatever... he'd go on and on about the health benefits of pipe smoking, and if you looked at his videos, like by the years, each year, that fucker would age seemingly 5 years each year - getting a greyish pallor about him skin wise, like he was slowing dying of both lung cancer and cirrhosis of the liver. The bags under his eyes swelled 3 fold every year LOL. He's like a zombie now last time I looked LOL. Chain pipe smoking motherfucker LOL.
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I mean, I don't want to shit on the guy, but fuck, power smoking is not going to do anything good for you if you have health issues.
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I found that people with cirrhosis - their skin just looks very unhealthy and grey/yellow/ratty, and it's almost like their face wants to fall off. I'm guessing that's what the guy has but who knows. I think he's mid to late 50s, and looks like he's fucking 90.
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Can you imagine what his fucking mouth and beard smell like? Like fucking old pipe residue.
Yeah that fucker really did look super old in only 6 years. Wow!
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I drive 1500 miles a week. My phone gets me thru that via THIS place, Pandora premium, podcasts, various websites, and last, but not LEAST, Asian midgit porn
Asian midget porn is a great way to work around limited bandwidth. Too bad those little people die younger.
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I'm going to need you to wear this tracking device.
No way.
It'll allow you to call for help if you're in trouble.
Nope.
We put a camera on it. You'll have a decent camera with you wherever you go.
Nu Uh.
It's got a sweet screen. You can watch cute cat videos while you're on the bus.
Never.
The camera takes excellent videos, you'll basically have a TV station in your pocket.
Not gonna happen.
It's connected to the WWW. You'll have all the world's information in your hand wherever you go.
Not a chance.
It's got all the world maps on it, and... being a tracking device, it places you exactly where you're at in that map.
Forget about it.
You can put your WHOLE music collection on it...
No, thank you.
We're going to call it a tool, not a tracking device.
You had me at hello.
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Yeah, well,
Seems like feature sets and user preferences are still evolving.
Remember Nextel?
What's remarkable is the device's ability to accommodate so many lifestyles.
I can't remember just how I got through the work day without a phone. I never play games on it....maybe if I had more idle time...
And it's really only beginning.
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The pipe guy may be a cautionary tale of digital attention addiction.
I mean, I don't think that guy has a whole lot going on in his life - but he discovered youtube and took a shot at being a content creator. Well, right place, right time, right gimmick (The Spinal Tap bass player look). He turned a small part of his house into a makeshift studio, and just got completely into power smoking for likes and views. He ended up being a kind of prepper with pipe smoking- like he has a stockpile that would last him many lifetimes over.
It's clear he took all his youtube money and just kept buying more exotic pipes and knee deep piles of boutique tobacco (all fodder for his channel). It's like a validation cycle : create video->get view money->buy more smoking shit->create video...
Adding fuel to the fire, he was successful - and he goes to meet & greets and trade shows - everyone loves the guy and continuously validates him as a great "educator of the <<Hobby>>". He'll drive all over the country to meet up with 10 fans in a pipe shop.
Tobacco is as addictive as heroin, and it goes hand in hand with his validation addiction.
Anyways, 8 years go by... The toll on his body is obvious.
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I mean fuck, who am I to judge or tell someone how to live... I'm just saying maybe he should have just taken up stamp collecting.
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Man just reading how the cunts at youtube just demonetized about 90% of his videos. I'm going to predict right now that they'll eventually demonitize food channels that show meat consumption.
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Man just reading how the cunts at youtube just demonetized about 90% of his videos. I'm going to predict right now that they'll eventually demonitize food channels that show meat consumption.
I should start a bug-cooking channel.
The bug bitch. How to cook up all kinds of bugs.
Soft-serve ice cream made of roach guts - the first show.