Ummm...hm
You must be new here
I am not new here and being a prick just for the sake of being a prick is a dick move.
Fucking Smokers...
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The only thing worse than an inconsiderate asshole with a cigarette is an inconsiderate asshole sucking on a giant turd of a stogie. Admit it... the main attraction to these horrible habits is the fact that you know you're pissing off everyone around you.
I've always liked the smell of a pipe and a good cigar.
A little known upside to smoking a cigar is the prodigious amounts of smoke you can produce to ward off flying insects while fishing.
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You're alright, Iron.
He's a good friend if you let him.
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I am not new here and being a prick just for the sake of being a prick is a dick move.
is THAT me? Has that EVER been ME?
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Who doesn't wanna be a dick from time to time?
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Embrace your protuberance.
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An unusual Far Side cartoon. Wife had 4 brothers. Two older, two younger. Smoking killed 3 of them, lung cancer. The 4th and oldest died a few a weeks ago at 74, pancreatic cancer, only non smoker among them. You can find his obit online, google Joe Osborn Indiana.
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Heres another from this morning
People that stop at a red light but stop far enough back that they are not over the inductor in the lane, therefore the traffic light doesn't "see" that there is a car in that part of the intersection, and never starts the countdown timer to change the light.
Oh and on a 4 lane divided highway with the speed limit 45, you will have 2 cars driven by old farts side by side driving 30, with the entire road completely clear in front of them, but they are too scared to drive the speed limit. Then freak out when someone can finally pass them at the posted speed limit
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And having to check why someone's new tv isnt working to find out the batteries in the remote are dead. Then asking why didnt they check the batteries they say "I didnt think about tying that". Then tell you to change the batteries for them because they dont know how they go in, while also saying they dont have any replacement batteries in their house. Then think it's your fault when you tell them that it's not your job to carry around spare batteries all day
I'm pissy this morning
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The Sluggo "Not" being a Dick?
Yeah, right.
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Oh and on a 4 lane divided highway with the speed limit 45, you will have 2 cars driven by old farts side by side driving 30, with the entire road completely clear in front of them, but they are too scared to drive the speed limit. Then freak out when someone can finally pass them at the posted speed limit
Our "town" consists of ten miles of four-lane highway with a 45 MPH speed limit. There are those who feel it's their JOB to lollygag in the left lane. When confronted they'll tell you.. "the other lane is too bumpy" or "I pay taxes and will drive in whatever lane I want". It's technically illegal but when the cops do it themselves, what can be done?
Fucking pisses me off though.
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"I never did mind about the little things"
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