Fuck. That's crazy.
But they have free healthcare!
But they have free healthcare!
And it's half the health-care available to us...
I have an ex-friend... Used to be my best friend who moved to Canada maybe 15 years ago. Dual citizenship.
He doesn't answer my texts anymore, but I texted him a few weeks ago and asked him how he would enjoy Canada being the 51st state.
Ima watch that later
One scam done by the airlines courtesy of the Canadian government is carbon taxes on air fare. So like if if you fly from Texas to Montreal or Toronto, your actual airtime over Canadian airspace is minuscule. But you get charged carbon tax for the entire flight (99% of the miles flown were in the USA).
They nickel and dime you on everything in Canada. They tariff the fuck out of everything too. All you guys who have shipped stuff to Canada are well acquainted with their scams. They do that shit for everything. What the 56% off your paycheck doesn't take, all theses scams, fees and taxes will.
But they have free health care!
That governor or mayor or whatever the fuck it is in Canada who put the 25% tariff on the electricity already dropped those tariffs.
Ford.
cunt
They nickel and dime you on everything in Canada. They tariff the fuck out of everything too. All you guys who have shipped stuff to Canada are well acquainted with their scams. They do that shit for everything. What the 56% off your paycheck doesn't take, all theses scams, fees and taxes will.
That's no shit, right there. We got to the point where we just wouldn't do business with Canadians unless they were here in person. They would ALWAYS call and try to get us to send them snowmobile parts and would freak out when we told them no. "Well there must be something that can be done, eh?". One guy actually called Polaris to try to get them to force us to sell him the parts.
Fuck Canada.
They're difficult to sell to.
That's no shit, right there. We got to the point where we just wouldn't do business with Canadians unless they were here in person. They would ALWAYS call and try to get us to send them snowmobile parts and would freak out when we told them no. "Well there must be something that can be done, eh?". One guy actually called Polaris to try to get them to force us to sell him the parts.
Fuck Canada.
"There must be something that can be done, eh ?"
"Yeah eh, next time buy a Bombardier, Bud."
I worked with this Texas dumbass that had a brand new Sea Doo. He called it a "Bomba Deer". I told him "It's pronounced Bombard-dee-eh". He then said "Nah you don't know what yur talkin about", then I told him yeah actually I do, Friend, it's made in Montreal by a bunch of frogs. That made him really pissed off - kinda ruined the whole buy for him lol.
Bumped his ass
That guy was a dumbass. Right around 9/11, he had a newspaper, and with his feet on his desk, as I walked by he goes:
"What's Marty Dom ?"
I checked the headline on his newspaper....
"BIN LADEN CALLS FOR MARTYRDOM"
I told him it was arabic for fucking a goat and walked away.
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