90% of my earnings I spent on Whisky and Women. The remainder, I squandered.
Random Aphorisms, Guess the Authorship
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10% is not enough for guns and ammo.
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90% of my earnings I spent on Whisky and Women. The remainder, I squandered.
Sounds like something John L. Sullivan might of said.
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Have. Might HAVE said.
WC Fields
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One more guess each. They've both have had that attributed to them.
The guy who coined it was a magician with a sophisticated act
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Have. Might HAVE said.
WC Fields
Danke Herr Grammeireister!
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I used to spend money on hookers then I married one.
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Ok since no one guessed
Chandler Pollack is the guy credited to those exact words.
Now, The pun is over 100 years old.
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"That which yields is not necessarily weak".
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Dart if I know...
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Brilliant reply.
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"If you think dogs can't count show your dog three treats then deliver only two"
(I may be paraphrasing here)
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They sure as fuck don't understand daylight savings time
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"I fear the tyranny of the majority but equally the mediocrity of popular movement."
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"What one generation tolerates, the next accepts."
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"What one generation tolerates, the next accepts."
Calvin?
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I looked it up. Wesley. I hadn't read that in a minute.
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This should be an easy one. Even for you foosballing bumps.
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
Prescient. We're here.
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Ben Franklin?
