I can only take my aunt in small doses.

I went to see my aunt. We met at a Mexican restaurant and had lunch. Was really good!

She's 77 years old and super quick-witted and smart. But she's also very sarcastic and needles me and everyone else.

But we laughed our asses off today. Had a good time. But really that lunch is about all I can take. Hahaha.

The margarita kick my ass and I only drank half of it. When I got home I took a nap and then I got up and I felt so groggy and fucked up.

One of the things that she was doing was trying to see how much the bill was. I mean directly just trying to see how much the fucking bill was.

81 bucks. Lol.

It was her birthday lunch.

She's fine she's just really like bristly. Like she's always wrong about little things but then she has to be right.

For instance I called her when I got to the restaurant. I was supposed to meet her that at 11:00 and it's about 30 minutes from my house well maybe 15 to 30 minutes. She's 10 minutes away

So I called her at 11:42. Telling her that I was there. And that I would get a table.

And she says well it's only 11:30 why are you there so early. In my mind I'm 15 minutes early and that's pretty good because I'm farther away.

No big deal but then she says it in the restaurant again and she said you called me at 11:32. And now she has to like be right about that. Lol.

I said I think it was 11:42 and then she checked her phone and it was. But she does little things like that all the fucking time. And she gets angry at little things like that like pissy.

And I can't drive with her anymore because she just drives me fucking up a wall you need to turn that you need to turn there and stop stop stop and go do fast blah blah blah blah..

So I murdered my aunt tonight. Her body won't be found.

small. doses.

lol.

Okay, I admit I didn't really kill her I was just kidding!

But I suppose one could take an old person straight to the ER and they can just classify the death as covid related. Wipe your hands. Done!

I know Wayne! But I act on impulse!

I'm like a cat though, I land on my feet!

My mom just let me know my aunt fell in her driveway yesterday and pulverized her wrist. She's tough.

I had to call her just now to see what happened.

I guess her wrist is really bad, but she's okay otherwise

yeah

She really screwed up her wrist. One of the bones was pulverized and can't really be fixed.

She's also allergic to everything. Like super allergic to the point that it'll kill her. Titanium is one of them. I mean the list is unreal what she's allergic to that has almost killed her.

So an orthopedic surgeon was going to schedule surgery for Thursday but she asked him what kind of rods they're going to put in and he didn't know. So she canceled it and put a cast on it.

Thank you!

Yeah hopefully the forum will get a little bit more active. It just needs a queen bee floating around. Me! Lol