First up is Walking in Memphis. I heard this today on my lunch.
What makes this song gay is everything about it. The lyrics, the subject and the boring structure
Then I was walking in Memphis
Was walking with my feet ten feet of if Beal.
Walking in Memphis
But do I really feel the way I feel?
Sorry...... But GAY
I FUCKING HATE THIS SONG.
Saw the ghost of Elvis
On Union Avenue
Followed him up to the gates of Graceland
Then I watched him walk right through
Now security they did not see him
They just hovered 'round his tomb
But there's a pretty little thing
Waiting for the King
Down in the Jungle Room.
Gay. And the part about the pretty little thing waiting for the king down in the jungle room. Fucking disgusting.
But do I really feel the way I feel? What the fuck are you feeling dick head? You're walking in Memphis. What do you mean to you really feel the way you feel. The way you feel is the way you feel jackass. Go suck a cock.