So I flew out of New Calcutta (Toronto) this AM. Fucking flight delayed by... who ? Who else... Canada's emerging majority. Jundies.
So what happened ? Well, Canada isn't quite with the times, and is often old fashioned. In a way it's like Japan - as in there's kind of an honor system, and you don't really have to police people too much to do the right and honorable thing. It generally works. They still have grocery stores that take your stuff and put it in bins outside while you go get the car, you can drive by and pick it up on your own. Nobody steals unattended groceries left outside etc. I bet they did the same in the USA in the 1940s or some such shit.
Anyways, basic scenario - on a modern airliner, you can bring two things as carry on. 1. Your carry on luggage, and 2. a personal item (small bag or back pack etc).
You are supposed to stow your luggage in the overhead bin, and toss your personal item (bag) under the seat in front of you. Even on a full plane, there's enough room. Your typical overhead bin can hold three, sometimes four pieces of luggage. It's enough if people put their personal item under the seat in front of them. It's not rocket science.
What fucks everything up ? Jundies of course.
Jundies being Jundies, they always try to get one up on the system, cut corners, or do really stupid dangerous shit.
In this case, they think they are being clever, throwing all their shit in the overhead bin, so they can get more leg room. Cheat everything you can. The antithesis of the Honor System.
So what happens when half the fucking plane is Jundies ?
I'm glad you asked.
All the bins fill up before even half the plane is loaded... then you have people all jammed in there, unable to sit down, and unable to back out - and the stewardess are all up font, unable to sort the mess out.
Total clusterfuck - flight delayed etc etc etc. Of course there was yelling, people throwing smaller bags out of bins on the floor, nobody owning up to who owned what etc etc.
In the end, rather than deplane and have air crew watch every single person get seated, they just took all the overflow and checked it - like opened a door, walked the shit down some stairs, and tagged luggage with stickers - and the only people affected (of course) were white folks - normal Canadians - the ones who followed the rules. Of course the airline gets fucked too - the flight is delayed, and nobody is going to pay the extra fee to check the bags that should not actually be checked.
The Jundies get their "free" extra leg room.
Those people should not be allowed to fly.